The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (TV Series)

Do You Believe in Magic/Pirates of Koopa (1989)

Lou Albano: Mario

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Quotes 

• Mario : If you can't beat 'em, join 'em... then beat 'em.

• Captain Clump : Avast there, me buckos. I told you to peel those potatoes, not to turn 'em into strings.

  Mario : We're making spotatoghetti, sir.

• Mario : Remember, Luigi, you gotta act tough.

  [the disguised Mario Bros. walk up to a bar] 

  Luigi : I'll take a milk.

  [the Troopas stare] 

  Mario : In a dirty glass!