- Captain Clump: Avast there, me buckos. I told you to peel those potatoes, not to turn 'em into strings.
- Mario: We're making spotatoghetti, sir.
- Captain Clump: Why did I ever let you dinghies man my ship?
- Luigi: Yeah, why did ya?
- Captain Clump: My real crew deserted.
- Princess Toadstool: Great time for a snack, everyone.
- [looks up]
- Princess Toadstool: Except for the storm coming.
- Luigi: Storm? What storm? There's not a cloud in...
- [starts to rain]
- Luigi: The sky.
- King Koopa: I gotcha now, you stupid jellyfish! Surrender!
- Captain Clump: Surrender to a black-hearted scoundrel like you? Never!
- Luigi: Maybe we should take a vote on that, Captain.
- Princess Toadstool: You promised not to harm my friends if I came willingly!
- King Koopa: Would Blackbeard Koopa lie?
- [winks]
- King Koopa: Besides, you didn't come willingly.
- Princess Toadstool: You're disgusting, Koopa! Mean, cruel-hearted, vicious, and uncivilized!
- King Koopa: Aren't I, though? But enough of this sweet talk.