T.J. Hooker (TV Series)
Hooker's War (1982)
William Shatner: Sgt. T.J. Hooker
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Quotes
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Officer Vince Romano : [Hooker walks towards the car with a cup of coffee] You know what that poison is doing to your system? It's gonna kill you.
Sgt. T.J. Hooker : Romano, Grandpa Hooker downed a gallon of coffee a day and made it to 94.
Officer Vince Romano : [Pouring a concoction into a cup] Try this. All I'm asking is try it. It's delicious! Just a little raw eggs, Romanian yogurt, crushed papaya, lecithin, mango juice. Secret of my success... and my virility.
[wiggles eyebrows rakishly]
Sgt. T.J. Hooker : Romano, when Grandpa did go, at 94, twelve women wept at his grave, not including Grandma.
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Sgt. T.J. Hooker : [to the scared, young crook pointing a gun at him] You're not in real trouble yet. Not if you drop the gun. Try shooting it out, and you'll be dead. And being dead is as much trouble as there is.