- Talk Show Host: Welcome back. We are talking to the hottest artist on the scene today, Renaldo Escuarita. Renaldo, when did you first make the transition from doing graffiti to more serious artwork?
- Renaldo Escuarita: Hey, I don't use the "G" word," because that's like vandalism, you dig? I'm an urban guerilla artist. It's like, the city is my canvas, man. I'm just working on a smaller scale now. Bam!
- [holds up a painting of his work]
- Renaldo Escuarita: I call it "Welfare Cheese."
- Willa Sandleton: [to her husband] What are you doing home in the middle of the day?
- Luden Sandelton: I need to talk to you about the shareholders' luncheon tomorrow
- Willa Sandleton: Oh, great, because I have just finished with the last set of designs and...
- Luden Sandelton: [cutting her off] I'm afraid we're not gonna be able to use your stuff.
- Willa Sandleton: What? Why not? You don't like them?
- Luden Sandelton: No, no. It's not that.
- Willa Sandleton: Damn it, Luden! I created an image for your stupid company. You know, I turned it around! I think you owe me!
- Luden Sandelton: Well, it's just business.
- Willa Sandleton: Then, treat it like a business! Test the damn things! I have worked around the clock for five days straight, I think you could do a regional test, something!
- Luden Sandelton: No! I'm sorry. But we've just closed a deal on an up-and-coming new artist. He's- He's very hot right now and we're lucky to have him.
- Willa Sandleton: Who is it?
- Luden Sandelton: His name is Renaldo Escuarita.
- Willa Sandleton: What?
- Luden Sandelton: Renaldo Escuari... You know him?
- Willa Sandleton: He's a graffiti artist! Luden, I have studied. Do you understand me? Studied! My whole life for this!
- Luden Sandelton: Now, Willa, calm down.
- Willa Sandleton: How dare you do this to me?
- Luden Sandelton: I'm not doing anything to you. Look, it's not the end of the world. You can do your own work full-time now.
- Willa Sandleton: Oh, yeah. Who's gonna buy my paintings, Luden? You?
- [she slaps him]
- Willa Sandleton: Give me my job back.
- Luden Sandelton: Well, that's not gonna happen.
- Willa Sandleton: Fine. I want out.
- Luden Sandelton: What are you saying?
- Willa Sandleton: I want a divorce, you idiot. I don't care about this relationship. I never have. Sorry. That's just the way it is. And if I can't put my drawings on your stupid soap boxes, well, then I'm just gonna take your money. Half. Half sounds good to me. I'm entitled to it.
- [Luden walks over and picks up a yellow envelope and shows her the blackmail pictures inside, which is of her having sex with Tom]
- Luden Sandelton: I'm sorry it's come to this.
- [Willia goes through the pictures]
- Willa Sandleton: You son of a bitch!
- Luden Sandelton: Well, that's good. You let your anger out. No, I get it. No I realize that I'm probably as much to blame for this as you are.
- Willa Sandleton: Get out.
- Tom: What?
- Willa Sandleton: Get out. My husband will be home soon.
- Tom: I wasen't finished.
- Willa Sandleton: Ask me if I care.
- Tom: How can you say that? Well, you told me I was special.
- Willa Sandleton: I lied. Go home.
- [he sheepishly looks at her]
- Willa Sandleton: I love it when you beg.