Tales from the Crypt (TV Series)
And All Through the House (1989)
John Kassir: Crypt Keeper
Quotes
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Crypt Keeper : Ho ho ho kiddies. Just your old pal The Cryptkeeper having a little fun. Why else would I be in this get up? Unless there was a clause in my contract. In fact I've got some Christmas goose for you, goosebumps that is. Yes indeed. A little terror chocked full of holiday fear. I mean cheer of course. So, get a gander in a yep yarn, that goes a little something like this. "'Twas the night before Christmas. And All through The House.
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Crypt Keeper : [In the closing narration, after the wife screamed at the evil Santa Claus who was holding an axe] Well, how was that for a scream boys and ghouls? Oh, don't worry about little Carrie. This particular Santa preferred older women... in pieces, that is.
[laughing]
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Crypt Keeper : Ho ho ho kiddies. Just your old pal The Cryptkeeper having a little fun. Why else would I be in this get up? Unless there was a CLAUSE in my contract - he he Ha Ha Ha. In fact I've got some Christmas goose for you, GOOSEBUMPS that is. Yes indeed. A little terror tale chock full of holiday FEAR. I mean cheer of course. So, get a gander of the yuletide yelp yarn, that goes a little something like this, Twas the night before Christmas, and All through The House...
