- Angel: [sees the turtles] Okay, I knew Casey hung out with some weird dudes, but you guys are off the charts...
- Leonardo: When are these dragon dudes gonna learn?
- Michelangelo: Green beats purple every time!
- Raphael: They'll all be black and blue by the time I'm done with them!
- Raphael: You really wanna look like a Purple Dragon? Try getting your butt kicked by a Ninja Turtle!
- Michelangelo: I'm down with that!
- Leonardo: Okay, I've checked the perimeter, there are exits there and there. Everyone here looks heavily armed, so can we try to avoid a fight?... Yeah, right, what was I thinking?
- Purple Dragon Member: Hey! It's one a' them Kung-Fu lizards!
- Hun: Oh, no...
- Raphael: TURTLES! Tur-tles! Don't any a' you lamebrains know a turtle when ya see one?
- Leonardo: Uh, Raf, I think the biology lesson's the least of our problems right now...
- Splinter: Donatello, your Battle Shell is a marvel of engineering, a true testiment to your incredible mechanical skills... and I never want to see it in our home again!
- [first lines]
- Casey Jones: I guess you could say I'm having a bad hair day... and a bad head day, and a bad neck day, and a bad shoulder day, and a bad pretty much everything right down to my pinky toe day. That walking landmass down there, I have him to thank for my current full body makeover.
- Hun: Tonight's cage match championship will determine which team will win the honor of ridding the Purple Dragons of a most hated enemy!
- Michelangelo: [beats a Purple Dragon] See guys, you never know what kinda fun you're gonna find on the ol' nightly training run.
- [last lines]
- Michelangelo: Yo Case, hows about introducing grandma to your friends?
- Raphael: Forget it Mikey, we're ninjas. We stick to the shadows.
- Leonardo: The unsung heroes of the urban jungle.
- Donatello: The silent protectors of the way of Bushido.
- Michelangelo: What kinda pie do you think it was?
- [gets slapped on the head]
- Michelangelo: OW! What?