That '70s Show (TV Series)

Bring It on Home (2003)

Topher Grace: Eric Forman

Quotes 

• [about Jackie] 

  Eric Forman : Donna, you have to let her stay with you. Come on, she's your best friend.

  Donna Pinciotti : She's not my best friend.

  Eric Forman : Well, then, who's your best friend?

  [Donna thinks it over] 

  Donna Pinciotti : Oh, crap. How the hell did that happen?

• Fez : Oh, please! I'm a hot-looking, smooth-talking, frisky-ass son of a bitch!

  Eric : Hey, Fez, right there! That's like... that's like, a really weird thing to say.

  Michael Kelso : Yeah! I mean, we're used to you, but dude, you're weird!