That '70s Show (TV Series)

Drive in (1998)

Wilmer Valderrama: Fez

Quotes 

• Reginald "Red" Forman : Eric, is that kid from not America down here?

  Eric Forman : Dad, it's Fez!

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Yeah, whatever! The Erdmans called and they, they want him to... Go home! Kelso, stop saying porno!

  Michael Kelso : I didn't say it, Mr. Forman! Fez did!

  Fez : [to Kelso]  You are a bitch!

  [leaves] 

• Fez : [his host parents are playing a record backwards]  In my language, the record just said, "I want to sex your monkey."

  [they stare at him in horror] 

  Fez : [quickly]  Which I have never done!