That '70s Show (TV Series)

Halloween (1999)

Ashton Kutcher: Michael Kelso

Quotes 

• Jackie Burkhart : [Discussing Halloween plans]  Hey, my church is having a haunted house.

  Donna Pinciotti : I really don't think anyone's going to be scared of a bunch of Episcopalians.

  Michael Kelso : Unless they have chainsaws! Hey, I know! Let's go see The Texas Chainsaw Massacre!

  Jackie Burkhart : Michael, I told you: I don't like Texans!

• [the gang is burying their permanent records] 

  Jackie Burkhart : This is so stupid. Why don't we just burn them?

  Michael Kelso : Jackie, they've already been in a fire. They can't be destroyed that way.

• Michael Kelso : Let's stop fighting! It's Halloween! Time for peace on earth and goodwill toward men!