That '70s Show (TV Series)
The Trials of M. Kelso (2001)
Ashton Kutcher: Michael Kelso
Quotes
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Michael Kelso : [gazing into Jackie's eyes] You're so pretty, you don't even need to know math!
Jackie Burkhart : That's so funny! I was just thinking the same thing!
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Jackie Burkhart : Michael, I have some bad news. I just found out I have "BHD".
Michael Kelso : "BHD"?
Jackie Burkhart : Yeah, "Brutal Hair Disease". I have to go to the hospital tomorrow and get all my hair shaved off.
Michael Kelso : So, you'll be...
Jackie Burkhart : Bald, Michael. B-A-L-D. No hair, shiny head, *bald*. And my hair... won't *ever* grow back, either. Will you still love me when I'm bald?
Michael Kelso : You can wear a wig?
Jackie Burkhart : So, Michael. Are you saying you would *not* love me if I didn't have a luscious, full-bodied head of hair?
Michael Kelso : [sees Donna laughing at him and realizes he's being tested] *Oh*! No, Jackie, no! I would love you even *more*! I would shave off my hair and paste it to your head!
Jackie Burkhart : Michael, that's beautiful!
[leaves]
Michael Kelso : [to Donna] That was a test, right? 'Cause bald chicks are gross.