Three's Company (TV Series)

Chrissy and the Guru (1978)

John Ritter: Jack Tripper

Quotes 

• Janet Wood : What's the matter?

  Chrissy Snow : Why?

  Janet Wood : Oh! You look so depressed.

  Chrissy Snow : I am.

  Jack Tripper : Well, hey, I know how to cheer you up. Chrissy, there was this monkey, you see...

  Chrissy Snow : Jack, I don't wanna be cheered up. That will only depress me.

  Jack Tripper : Oh.

  [gives confused frown at Janet] 

  Janet Wood : [leans over table towards her friend]  Chrissy, Chrissy, this isn't like you... Being depressed.

  Chrissy Snow : That's what's depressing me!

  Janet Wood : Oh.

  Chrissy Snow : Don't you understand? You both have good moods, bad moods, inbetween moods like normal people. I have to go through life all the time always being happy, always being cheerful, always being...

  Jack Tripper : Hold it, hold it! You're unhappy right now!

  Chrissy Snow : That doesn't count.

  Jack Tripper : Why?

  Chrissy Snow : Being unhappy because you're not unhappy is just as bad as being happy!

  Jack Tripper : Oh!

  [exasperated, plops his forehead down onto the table] 

• Jack Tripper : Did that Indian giver really take his money back?

  Chrissy Snow : Jack, that's uncalled for. What a *terrible* way to talk about Rama Mageesh.

  Jack Tripper : I just wanna find out...

  Chrissy Snow : You should never joke about things you don't understand tlll you understand them, and even then you shouldn't joke about them because *you don't understand.* Understand?

  [out the room] 

  Janet Wood : [to Jack]  Nice going.

  Jack Tripper : What did I do?