- Janet Wood: What's the boat for?
- Cindy Snow: It's for the swimming pool.
- Jack Tripper: We don't have a pool.
- Cindy Snow: I thought Chrissy said everyone down here had a pool.
- Jack Tripper: Ours was stolen.
- Cindy Snow: Still, I'm glad to see my luck hasn't changed.
- Janet Wood: What do you mean?
- Cindy Snow: Well, back home, I used to play second fiddle to Chrissy because she was so beautiful. I finally leave home only to have a gorgeous roommate.
- Janet Wood: [totally flattered] Well, we hope you'll be very happy here.
- Jack Tripper: [appearing in the bedroom door] Janet, can I speak to you for a second?
- Jack Tripper: [in the living room] How long is she staying here?
- Janet Wood: As long as she likes.
- [returns to Cindy]
- Jack Tripper: [camera zoom in] What?