Three's Company (TV Series)
Days of Beer and Weeds (1978)
John Ritter: Jack Tripper
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Quotes
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Jack Tripper : That garden is right out of Tarzan And The Apes.
Chrissy Snow : It is a little overgrown.
Jack Tripper : A little? Chrissy, there are pockets of Japanese in there who don't know the war is over.
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Stanley Roper : [trying to get the three roommates to clear his yard] Who would benefit from cleaning it?
Janet Wood : You would!
Stanley Roper : Who would enjoy the fresh air and exercise?
Chrissy Snow : Not us!
Stanley Roper : Who can't afford a rent increase on their apartment?
Jack Tripper : Mr Roper, there is a word for the kind of threat that you just made.
Stanley Roper : Yeah? What?
Jack Tripper : Effective.
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Chrissy Snow : [forced labor in Roper's 'garden'] Oh, I just thought of something.
Jack Tripper : Huh?
Chrissy Snow : [whines] Maybe there's rats in here.
Jack Tripper : Chrissy, there are no *rats* in here.
Chrissy Snow : Oh, good.
Jack Tripper : They all got eaten by the snakes.