- Jack Tripper: That garden is right out of Tarzan And The Apes.
- Chrissy Snow: It is a little overgrown.
- Jack Tripper: A little? Chrissy, there are pockets of Japanese in there who don't know the war is over.
- Stanley Roper: [trying to get the three roommates to clear his yard] Who would benefit from cleaning it?
- Janet Wood: You would!
- Stanley Roper: Who would enjoy the fresh air and exercise?
- Chrissy Snow: Not us!
- Stanley Roper: Who can't afford a rent increase on their apartment?
- Jack Tripper: Mr Roper, there is a word for the kind of threat that you just made.
- Stanley Roper: Yeah? What?
- Jack Tripper: Effective.
- Chrissy Snow: [forced labor in Roper's 'garden'] Oh, I just thought of something.
- Jack Tripper: Huh?
- Chrissy Snow: [whines] Maybe there's rats in here.
- Jack Tripper: Chrissy, there are no *rats* in here.
- Chrissy Snow: Oh, good.
- Jack Tripper: They all got eaten by the snakes.
- Chrissy Snow: What he means is if his friend is innocent, would he still be guilty?
- Desk Sergeant: [exasperated] Of what?
- Chrissy Snow: Of what he didn't do.