Three's Company (TV Series)
Jack in the Flower Shop (1978)
John Ritter: Jack Tripper
Quotes
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Jack Tripper : I wish I had a steady job, then I could come home to massages too.
Chrissy Snow : Oh, but if we all worked, then we'd have to massage each other.
Jack Tripper : That has a nice ring to it.
Janet Wood : Hey, Jack, I just had a thought here. You know, I've been going absolutely nuts down at the flower shop. We're so busy. We could use extra help down there.
Chrissy Snow : Janet, I've got a better idea. Instead of getting extra help, why don't you hire Jack?
Janet Wood : Gosh, Chrissy, that's a great idea.
Chrissy Snow : Well, I come up with them. I'm not dumb, you know.
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[first lines]
Chrissy Snow : [back from work] Hello... Anybody home?
Jack Tripper : [from kitchen] In here!
Chrissy Snow : [enters, sighs wearily] Boy, I'm beat.
Jack Tripper : Yeah, you look pretty worn out.
Chrissy Snow : Oh, that's just great, Jack. I come home after a miserable day at the office and the first thing I hear is I look terrible!
Jack Tripper : I thought you looked marvelous!
Chrissy Snow : [whines] Don't lie to me, Jack, I look terrible! The office was a madhouse and the bus ride home was even worse!
[has drink]
Jack Tripper : What happened to you?
Chrissy Snow : Well, the bus was packed and I was standing next to this guy who asked me if I wanted to sit down and that started a fight.
Jack Tripper : Why?
Chrissy Snow : His wife didn't wanna give up her seat.
Jack Tripper : Some women are so unreasonable.