- Chrissy Snow: Hey, wait a minute. How come we're doing all the work? What are you gonna pick up?
- Jack Tripper: Well, if I'm lucky, that little blonde in my pastry class.
- Linda: Jack, remember, while I'm staying here, we've got an arrangement. There's no fooling around.
- Jack Tripper: I was just looking.
- Linda: Yeah, and if your eyes were hands, they'd be under arrest.
- Jack Tripper: [re aftershave lotion] Here, take a whiff. Doesn't this make you want to tear off my clothes?
- Chrissy Snow: No, it makes me wish we had separate bathrooms.