- Janet Wood: [asked the time:] Seven-thirty. Chrissy, your alarm didn't go off.
- Chrissy Snow: It never does by itself. You have to shake it first.
- Jack Tripper: Are you sure it was a mouse?
- Janet Wood: Oh, yes, Jack, it squeaked!
- Chrissy Snow: Well, don't just stand there, Jack, go oil it!
- [snorts with laughter]