- Jack Tripper: [neither one can go through with their bet anymore] What do you say, Chrissy? Wanna call it a draw?
- Chrissy Snow: Uh huh.
- Jack Tripper: [calls out to his soon-no-longer-to-be-off-limits date] *Come here, Grace!* Okay. On the count of three, we both start nibbling.
- Helen Roper: You know, I really don't understand this silly contest of yours.
- Chrissy Snow: Oh, it's not silly. You see, if Jack has any kind of fun at all with a girl, he loses. And if I die of starvation, I win.
- Jack Tripper: Face it, if women had more will power there'd be no shopping malls.
- Janet Wood: And if men had more will power there'd be no maternity shops!
- Janet Wood: Have you been down on the beach *all* this time jogging?
- Jack Tripper: Not all the time. I had to stop and watch some of the girls jiggling. Uh, juggling. Jogging!
- Janet Wood: [nods] Yeah, you *had* to watch.
- Jack Tripper: Well, you know, Janet, it's good to study form.
- Janet Wood: Sometimes, Jack, I think that the birds and the bees tell their kids about Jack Tripper.
- Janet Wood: Do you know that some people go for days without anything?
- Chrissy Snow: So do camels. But who wants to look like a camel?
- Janet Wood: [Jack's tempting Chrissy with her favourite food] Chrissy, be strong. Do you want a glass of water?
- Chrissy Snow: I'd rather have a glass of chicken!