Three's Company (TV Series)
The Rivals (1978)
Suzanne Somers: Chrissy Snow
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Quotes
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Chrissy Snow : [clad in low-cut pink top, hot pants, momentarily strikes pin-up pose when he's not looking , then gives it up] Jack... do I look okay?
Jack Tripper : [big smile at pleasing sight] Everything seems to be there.
Chrissy Snow : Thanks. I'm going to a beach barbeque.
[bends over to put on her shoes]
Jack Tripper : Uh-huh, I can see what's gonna eat up the cold.
[she looks back at him over her shoulder]
Janet Wood : [enters, carrying big bag filled with groceries] Oh, boy, am I glad that you are both home.
Jack Tripper : We're not home for long!
Janet Wood : Oh, what?
Chrissy Snow : Yeah, we are both going out.
Janet Wood : Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no, you can't!
Janet Wood : Because I have a date coming tonight and I need you to help me with him.
Jack Tripper : What do you want us to do? Hold him down while you have your way with him?
Janet Wood : Cute. Cute. Listen, it's not romantic, it's strictly business. He's the new assistant manager for the new Carlyle Hotel.
Jack Tripper : So...?
Janet Wood : So, this is the guy who orders all the flowers for the rooms, the lobbies, the restaurants, the whole thing.
Chrissy Snow : Hey, a man like that could be a good customer for you.
Janet Wood : [with irony] Yeah, I thought of that.
Chrissy Snow : [face drops] Aw, you thought what I did before I did.
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Chrissy Snow : Boy, it was a terrific barbeque. You should have been there.
Janet Wood : Oh, no, no, I probably just would have gotten in the way.
Chrissy Snow : Oh, no, you wouldn't! Oh, it was *terrific*!
Janet Wood : Okay, Chrissy...
Chrissy Snow : [big smile] Barry said I was terrific too.
Janet Wood : Chrissy, could you please stop saying "terrific"?
Chrissy Snow : Oh, sorry. Anyway, I did my bit with Barry too.
Janet Wood : Terrific.
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Jack Tripper : [intermediation in argument between Chrissy and Janet, sits on bed behind Janet] Come on, Janet, be nice.
Chrissy Snow : [enters bedroom] So, this is what goes on under my nose behind my back!
Jack Tripper : I'm glad you're here. Come over here.
Chrissy Snow : [yells] What?
Jack Tripper : Come over here and join us!
[pats bed]
Chrissy Snow : *That is disgusting*! You're... you're *deprived*!