Three's Company (TV Series)

The Rivals (1978)

Joyce DeWitt: Janet Wood

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Quotes 

• Chrissy Snow : [clad in low-cut pink top, hot pants, momentarily strikes pin-up pose when he's not looking , then gives it up]  Jack... do I look okay?

  Jack Tripper : [big smile at pleasing sight]  Everything seems to be there.

  Chrissy Snow : Thanks. I'm going to a beach barbeque.

  [bends over to put on her shoes] 

  Jack Tripper : Uh-huh, I can see what's gonna eat up the cold.

  [she looks back at him over her shoulder] 

  Janet Wood : [enters, carrying big bag filled with groceries]  Oh, boy, am I glad that you are both home.

  Jack Tripper : We're not home for long!

  Janet Wood : Oh, what?

  Chrissy Snow : Yeah, we are both going out.

  Janet Wood : Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no, you can't!

  Janet Wood : Because I have a date coming tonight and I need you to help me with him.

  Jack Tripper : What do you want us to do? Hold him down while you have your way with him?

  Janet Wood : Cute. Cute. Listen, it's not romantic, it's strictly business. He's the new assistant manager for the new Carlyle Hotel.

  Jack Tripper : So...?

  Janet Wood : So, this is the guy who orders all the flowers for the rooms, the lobbies, the restaurants, the whole thing.

  Chrissy Snow : Hey, a man like that could be a good customer for you.

  Janet Wood : [with irony]  Yeah, I thought of that.

  Chrissy Snow : [face drops]  Aw, you thought what I did before I did.

• Chrissy Snow : Boy, it was a terrific barbeque. You should have been there.

  Janet Wood : Oh, no, no, I probably just would have gotten in the way.

  Chrissy Snow : Oh, no, you wouldn't! Oh, it was *terrific*!

  Janet Wood : Okay, Chrissy...

  Chrissy Snow : [big smile]  Barry said I was terrific too.

  Janet Wood : Chrissy, could you please stop saying "terrific"?

  Chrissy Snow : Oh, sorry. Anyway, I did my bit with Barry too.

  Janet Wood : Terrific.