- Chrissy Snow: [clad in low-cut pink top, hot pants, momentarily strikes pin-up pose when he's not looking , then gives it up] Jack... do I look okay?
- Jack Tripper: [big smile at pleasing sight] Everything seems to be there.
- Chrissy Snow: Thanks. I'm going to a beach barbeque.
- [bends over to put on her shoes]
- Jack Tripper: Uh-huh, I can see what's gonna eat up the cold.
- [she looks back at him over her shoulder]
- Janet Wood: [enters, carrying big bag filled with groceries] Oh, boy, am I glad that you are both home.
- Jack Tripper: We're not home for long!
- Janet Wood: Oh, what?
- Chrissy Snow: Yeah, we are both going out.
- Janet Wood: Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no, you can't!
- Janet Wood: Because I have a date coming tonight and I need you to help me with him.
- Jack Tripper: What do you want us to do? Hold him down while you have your way with him?
- Janet Wood: Cute. Cute. Listen, it's not romantic, it's strictly business. He's the new assistant manager for the new Carlyle Hotel.
- Jack Tripper: So...?
- Janet Wood: So, this is the guy who orders all the flowers for the rooms, the lobbies, the restaurants, the whole thing.
- Chrissy Snow: Hey, a man like that could be a good customer for you.
- Janet Wood: [with irony] Yeah, I thought of that.
- Chrissy Snow: [face drops] Aw, you thought what I did before I did.
- Chrissy Snow: Boy, it was a terrific barbeque. You should have been there.
- Janet Wood: Oh, no, no, I probably just would have gotten in the way.
- Chrissy Snow: Oh, no, you wouldn't! Oh, it was *terrific*!
- Janet Wood: Okay, Chrissy...
- Chrissy Snow: [big smile] Barry said I was terrific too.
- Janet Wood: Chrissy, could you please stop saying "terrific"?
- Chrissy Snow: Oh, sorry. Anyway, I did my bit with Barry too.
- Janet Wood: Terrific.
- Jack Tripper: [intermediation in argument between Chrissy and Janet, sits on bed behind Janet] Come on, Janet, be nice.
- Chrissy Snow: [enters bedroom] So, this is what goes on under my nose behind my back!
- Jack Tripper: I'm glad you're here. Come over here.
- Chrissy Snow: [yells] What?
- Jack Tripper: Come over here and join us!
- [pats bed]
- Chrissy Snow: *That is disgusting*! You're... you're *deprived*!