Lee Shackelford: Drunk

Quotes 

• Drunk : [loser, at bar]  You know how she did it? Right before the dessert. Like she expected me to sit there. Eating my $8 nectarine cobbler while she dumped me. And... I had to pick up the check...

  [indicates drink] 

  Drunk : Pour it.

  Cecilia Wiznarski : [to bar lady Sarah]  Whoa, wait, wait, wait! That's the brand-name stuff!

  Sarah Reeves Merrin : Yeah, so?

  Cecilia Wiznarski : So, you switch it off with generic. Just so you know, I am not losing my piece of the door because you can't control your overhead.

  Drunk : [continuing sad story]  So, anyway, just a month ago, we were looking at getting a condo. How does this sound? I mean, three years, and suddenly, it's not working?

  [whiny tone:] 

  Drunk : We're not working?

  Sarah Reeves Merrin : You mean, how does someone go from wanting to spend the rest of their life with you, to, in like... three weeks, deciding it's over? Because continuing the relationship requires some flexibility on their part...?

  [shakes head] 

  Sarah Reeves Merrin : I don't know. Maybe it means it wasn't love. You know, that it... that it... felt like love and it looked like love, but it was something else... Something

  [chokes] 

  Sarah Reeves Merrin : less.

  [turns away from the man, leaving him in dismayed state as well]