- As they fly home after Juanita's funeral, Titus reads an article about how insanity is genetic while everyone else manages to piss off both passengers and stewards.
- Part one of two. Titus meets Juanita's lawyer to take possession of all her belongings. This included her German Shepard, who has been dead and stored in a freezer since 1978. Juanita willed that Erin and Titus should eat it.
On the airplane home from his mother's funeral, Erin is worried as Titus hasn't cried even once and is pretending as if he is already over his mom's death. Titus only said 2 words at the eulogy "later, mom". Dave drops his mom's ashes on Titus in the plane. Titus still doesn't shed a tear. Meanwhile Ken is irritated since he is not allowed to smoke on the plane. Tommy is really angry since the steward on the plane is ignoring him. Dave got his hot towels and Erin got her pillows, and Tommy is getting no service at all.
Erin tries to get Titus to grieve for his mother by showing him all of her belongings like her hairbrush, or the bits and pieces ornaments that she had. Titus claims that Juanita's stuff meant nothing to him. Titus also distributes all of his mother's belonging amongst strangers on the plane to show Erin that those memories don't mean anything to him. This included stuff like the hairbrush for her invisible horse, a green sweater that protected her from aliens, a candle made completely from ear wax and so on. Ken cries after holding the piano wire that used to strangle him on their honeymoon. Ken has only ever cried to have sex with women.
The flight is serving Turkey or Chicken for the dinner options. Titus suffers a nervous breakdown after smelling a cooked turkey dinner. Juanita rocked cooking a turkey dinner at thanksgiving. It had the cranberry sauce, 2 types of stuffing, the mashed potato, the yams, the gravy, green beans, pumpkin pie, cobbler, and home-made cookies. This went with 4 types of biscuits and breads. Titus locks himself in the bathroom.
Erin was encouraging Titus to "let it all out", but now that he "lets it all out" he is disgusting, and Erin wants him to control his emotions. His eyes are swollen, he is drooling and he is looking like a pathetic mess. He also panics about giving away all of his mom's stuff. Erin starts yanking other passengers into giving back Juanita's stuff. Ken smokes in the bathroom.
Titus had also read a magazine article about the possibility of mental illness being genetic. He is worried that he will go insane just like his mother.
Tommy is angry about the steward calling the dish Chicken King, instead of the Chicken Ala king (he was a steward for a day). And Titus won't sit down into his seat and keeps saying that he is capable of killing people. This leads the other passengers to believe that Titus and his friends are terrorists from Turkey. Tommy starts yelling Ala and it sounds like Allah.
The entire family is bound and gagged as the plane prepares to land. The plane is diverted to Phoenix, and the FBI is notified.
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