[Bill punches Mom in the face]
Titus: There are three things keeping me from killing you. #1 It's Erin's wedding day. #2 My mom's in the next room and if I kill you she'll scold me. #3 I'm still making payments on this tux, so I can't get your blood on it but, when I'm married, and I'm dressed casually and it's stuff I own, ooooh, I'm so kicking your ass.
Bill: Where is all this anger coming from?
Titus: Well, some of it's from my child-hood but a little of it's from you punching my mom in the face.
Bill: Someone's got their judgement hat and their jury pants on today.