- McLean Stevenson: I have always contended that a man without a mother-in-law is like a polar bear without a set of golf clubs.
- Johnny Carson: [on the State of the State address] Governor Brown said - I quote - "California has gotten itself out of a bad space, and some good karma is coming down." And during the speech, Jerry Brown had a doubletalk interpreter for the mellow-minded.
- McLean Stevenson: Ginny had just bought a condominium... which is a little bit - well, it's a good investment; it's a little bit like living in a granola box. It's kind of... filled with a lot of fruits and nuts, and the rest are flakes.