Johnny Carson: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Johnny Carson : [during the "Edge of Wetness" skit]  Maxine had such a great time going through menopause, she backed up and went through it again.

• Shelley Winters : I think you should have studied law.

  Johnny Carson : [grimaces]  It would've saved me a lot of money.

• Johnny Carson : [during monologue]  Have you seen this movie Gremlins? I guess gremlins are like Furbies on Mountain Dew.