Frank Lloyd: Mad Janitor

Quotes 

• Sable O'Brien : Hey, I'm not the Hair Hacker. With my beautiful hair, I don't need to envy anyone.

  Tiffany Malloy : And you're saying my hair's not beautiful?

  Sable O'Brien : I'm just saying mine's more beautiful.

  Amber Moss : [slamming locker shut]  Stop it. You both look great.

  Tiffany Malloy : [in unison with Sable]  Aha, it's you!

  Sable O'Brien : [in unison with Tiffany]  Aha, it's you!

  Amber Moss : [uncertain]  I didn't mean it. You guys both look terrible.

  Tiffany Malloy : Aha, so it really is you. The jealousy's finally coming to the surface, hey, Brillo Head?

  Amber Moss : [quietly hurt]  You told me to get the perm.

  Tiffany Malloy : I meant by a professional.

  Amber Moss : Oh, excuse me, but some of us don't have big-shot used car salesmen for fathers.

  [turns around and walks off] 

  Tiffany Malloy : [to Sable]  What's with coil-head?

  [Sable makes a dismissive gesture] 

  Tiffany Malloy : So now we are two, and I suppose we have to trust one another.

  Sable O'Brien : Okay, I trust you.

  Tiffany Malloy : [pointing down]  Ooh, what's that?

  [falling for it, Sable looks, and gets shoved into a locker, the door slammed shut] 

  Tiffany Malloy : And now I trust you!

  [the sound of yawing garden shears behind her, and she screams as white fright-masked figure approaches] 

  Tiffany Malloy : Somebody help me, it's the Hair Hacker!

  [tries climbing into locker with Sable, but it's locked] 

  Sable O'Brien : [from inside]  There's no one here!

  Tiffany Malloy : [to masked menace]  I know who you are! You're the janitor!

  Mad Janitor : [but he is sitting next to lockers, getting even more drunk]  Think you got problems? Somebody puked in the punch bowl.

  [to himself:] 

  Mad Janitor : Igor, clean this, Igor, clean that.

  [takes another swig] 

  Mad Janitor : One day, I'll kill you all!