Michael Madsen: Mr. Chapel

Quotes 

• Mr. Chapel : Will you, ah, help me put this on?

  [picks up a straight jacket lying on the bed] 

  KC Griffin : Finally, something that makes complete and total sense.

• KC Griffin : Ow - I get to watch the doggie!

  [in a cute voice while petting a dog] 

  Mr. Chapel : Yeah, and you get to walk him to, so don't forget the poop 'n' scoop.

• Mr. Chapel : I think I'm going to miss me. I was a great guy.

  [watching a court proceeding trial about his faked death] 

  KC Griffin : Hum. Time will ease the pain.