Michael Madsen: Mr. Chapel

Quotes 

• [after impersonating a nun] 

  KC : I'm going straight to Hell.

  Chapel : Maybe just to heck.

• Joseph Budnick : So what are you, some kind of cop?

  Chapel : I'm just a guy who gets up every morning. I look around and I see people like you, and it makes me kind of sick. You all look the same, you're all greedy, full of yourselves, and I wonder if there's a big dome someplace where they grow you.

• Chapel : I'm going to need that favor. It's kind of karmic the way it keeps circling around and coming back to you.

  Tim Scanlan : Does anybody ever understand what the hell you're talking about?