Lisa Thornhill: Theresa Greco

Quotes 

• Theresa Greco : So, you help me out of all this, and all I owe you is a million dollars?

  Chapel : Sorta like that.

  Theresa Greco : Do you take food stamps?

  Chapel : No. But I have a prudent buyer's plan.

  Theresa Greco : Which is?

  Chapel : Some day you owe me a favor.

  Theresa Greco : A million dollars or a favor. Yeah, well, I saw that movie and I'm really flattered...

  Chapel : That's not what I meant.

• [after Chapel returns a woman's earring] 

  Theresa Greco : What did you need it for?

  Chapel : You can use those to pick locks.

  Theresa Greco : Where'd you learn that?

  Chapel : My mom. She was very handy.

• Chapel : I walked into a bar one time, and I bumped into a guy. He pulled a gun on me. And I said, "Hey, I'm sorry." And he said, "You know, if you let one person bump you, pretty soon everyone's going to start bumping you."

  Theresa Greco : So what happened?

  Chapel : Well, he has a new shoulder now. It's amazing what they can do with plastic. Anyway, my point is that some kids don't know how to play with others, so you just...

  KC : ...have to give them a new shoulder.

  Chapel : Well, yeah, there you go.