- Hank Venture: What happened? I thought I picked rock.
- Dean Venture: So did I!
- Dr. Venture: And I picked two beautiful kidneys! I feel freakin' amazing!
- Dr. Venture: So you see, by applying the basic principles of the scientific method to the matter, we learn very quickly that the myth of the chupacabra is just that - utter crap. Now, if you apply the same principles to Catholicism, an interesting thing occurs...
- The Monarch: But see, that's what I'm talking about. Now Venture'll send Samson after the rest of us, and he'll go sickhouse on our asses. I LIKE my ass, gentlemen.
- Brock Samson: You get the boys... I'll take care of these guys.
- Dr. Venture: Are you sure? There's an awful lot of...
- Brock Samson: [interrupting, speaking slowly] They hit me with a truck.
- Dr. Venture: Okaaayyy...
- Dr. Venture: [after being attacked by a green creature in Brock's car] What the hell was that?
- Brock Samson: Chupacabra. They're all over Mexico.