The Vicar of Dibley (TV Series)

Comic Relief Special 1999 - Celebrity Party (1999)

Emma Chambers: Alice Horton

Quotes 

• Alice Horton : [Admiring Geraldine's outfit]  Fabulous!

  Geraldine Granger : So's yours!

  Alice Horton : Oh, thank you!

  Geraldine Granger : Do you mind if I make just a tiny little adjustment to it?

  [Alice is wearing a backless dress, which she has on back to front] 

  Alice Horton : No.

  Geraldine Granger : Erm, where's the...

  [Unfastens the top strap] 

  Geraldine Granger : There. Just slip your arms out of the sleeves, right?

  [Alice does so] 

  Geraldine Granger : Just a new idea. Twist the middle round.

  [Alice does so] 

  Geraldine Granger : That's it. All the way, that's it. Then put your arms back in there.

  [Alice puts her arms back into the sleeves] 

  Geraldine Granger : Do you see?

  Alice Horton : Oh.

  Geraldine Granger : [Fastening the dress, which is now on the right way round]  That's a whole new way of wearing it, isn't it? There we are, that's, er...

  [Notices that her bra is still showing] 

  Geraldine Granger : Well, that's better.