W.I.T.C.H. (TV Series)

Happy Birthday, Will (2005)

Candi Milo: Irma Lair

Quotes 

• Irma : Happy birthday, Pink Perky Poopie Pumpkin!

  Will : You know what would be a great gift? For you to never say that again.

• Martin : Hey, thanks for inviting me, sweetie-lips!

  Irma : [gasps]  I didn't invite you, Martin! I didn't invite *anyone.* And don't you *ever* call me "sweetie-lips."

  Martin : I, uh, didn't want to say in front of the other guests, but, uh, there were flies on your cupcakes. Uh, don't worry, though, I pulled 'em off.

  [eats one] 

  Martin : Oh, they're just raisins. Yeah, I'll put 'em back. They're in my pocket.

• Irma : [ushering her father upstairs]  I do not throw parties while you and Mom are out of town, and you do not embarrass me when you are *in* town.

• Mrs. Lair : I remember when we got to go to all of her little parties...

  Irma : [Irma rushes in]  Mom, Dad, some of us are going for pizza. Can you keep the party going until we get back?

  Tom Lair : Are you kidding? I'm a part-y animal! Hey, remember when I gave donkey rides for your fourth birthday? Hee-HAW! Hee-HAW! Hee-HAW!

  Irma : Dad, please? Don't talk me out of this.