W.I.T.C.H. (TV Series)

Happy Birthday, Will (2005)

Kelly Stables: Will Vandom

Quotes 

• Irma : Happy birthday, Pink Perky Poopie Pumpkin!

  Will : You know what would be a great gift? For you to never say that again.

• Taranee Cook : Why don't we just take the elevator?

  Will : You mean the elevator with a "ding" like a microwave, telling him we're inside, ready to eat?

• Will : [after arriving at her surprise party, to Irma]  You promised...

  Cornelia Hale : Can you believe Irma didn't want to throw you a party just because you told her not to? Give me thirteen hugs, birthday girl!

• Taranee Cook : Maybe we should call the police?

  Will : For this kind of problem, we *are* the police.

  Taranee Cook : I was afraid you'd say that.