- Dr. Johnny Fever: [Andy has instructed Venus and Johnny to take some albums to the transmitter and go on the air from there] Well, go back in there and get the albums.
- Venus Flytrap: Need I remind you that the police are gonna search every inch of this station, including your desk drawer?
- Dr. Johnny Fever: [panicked, running to the bullpen] I'll get those albums!
- [first lines]
- Bailey Quarters: [entering lobby] Jennifer...
- Jennifer Marlowe: Mm?
- Bailey Quarters: ...can I buy you lunch?
- Jennifer Marlowe: Oh, no, thank you, Bailey, I have other plans.
- Bailey Quarters: Oh, plans, you say? Well, I think you'll change your mind when I tell you that I happen to have a two-for-one coupon at Bounty Burger.
- Jennifer Marlowe: Oh, that... that sounds wonderful.
- Bailey Quarters: What do you have to beat it?
- Jennifer Marlowe: Haute cuisine at La Maisonette. Andre's having it catered in.
- Bailey Quarters: Oh. Oh, what the heck, I guess I'll have to slam down two half-pounders myself.
- Andy Travis: [can't get through to Johnny and Venus] I'll bet they're doing this on purpose. I'll bet they took the phone off the hook just to frustrate me. I can see them looking at each other and laughing at the thought of me going crazy.
- [cradles receiver, yells:]
- Andy Travis: Well, it won't work!
- Bailey Quarters: Ah-ah, grace under pressure.