WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)
Ask Jennifer (1981)
Frank Bonner: Herb Tarlek
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Quotes
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Arthur Carlson : [about finding a host for a new call-in advice show] Who have you got in mind?
Andy Travis : I don't know yet, but I'm going to find someone.
Herb Tarlek : Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, excusez-moi Travinski. Look, that was my idea, I should find him.
Andy Travis : [scoffing] Oh no, Herb. Don't you want this idea to work?
Herb Tarlek : What is that supposed to mean?
Andy Travis : Well, uh...
Arthur Carlson : I think what Andy is trying to say, Herb, is if you get your incompetent hands on this project, it would totally destroy what would otherwise be a darned good idea.
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[Jennifer is on the air answering the phone for the call-in advice show]
Jennifer Marlowe : Hello, you're on.
Herb Tarlek : Say Arlene, this is Joe. How does a guy get rid of really problem dandruff?
Jennifer Marlowe : [answering in recognizing the caller is Herb] I wouldn't know, Herb.
Herb Tarlek : It's Joe.
Jennifer Marlowe : Well, *Joe*, we have to go to a commercial now.
Herb Tarlek : Surely, I'd love to hear one.
[Venus, in the control booth with Jennifer, starts to play the commercial]
Commercial Voice Over : Say, how does a guy get rid of really problem dandruff?
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Herb Tarlek : [somebody has to fill in for Jennifer now that she's doing the radio show] I'll handle the salesman. What does he look like?
Arthur Carlson : You.
Bailey Quarters : Good! Dracula meets Frankenstein.