WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)

Changes (1982)

Richard Sanders: Les Nessman

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Bailey Quarters : [as Bailey and Les stare out the window in deep contemplation]  Funny, looking at all these people. Have you ever wondered what makes someone what they are?

  Les Nessman : Have you ever wondered why Russian women look like men?

  Bailey Quarters : I hadn't noticed.

  Les Nessman : I think they kidnap men from all over the world, take them to Moscow and turn them into Russian women.

  Bailey Quarters : [giggling under her breath]  Do you?

  Les Nessman : I think that's what happened to Jimmy Hoffa. By now, he's probably a grandmother in the Ukraine.

  [Andy sneaks up behind Bailey and Les, who are startled when he speaks] 

  Andy Travis : Whadda you lookin' at?

  Bailey Quarters : Ah, there's a man in the building over there on the sixteenth floor who's exercising in the nude again.

  Andy Travis : [coughing]  Seen Venus?

  Bailey Quarters : Nude?

  Andy Travis : No, just around.

  Les Nessman : I think he's in the bullpen arguing with Herb.

  Bailey Quarters : Or else he's in Russia being turned into a ballerina.

  Andy Travis : I'll check the bullpen first.

• Les Nessman : [on the air]  And finally, this reporter joins the world press in congratulating the Royal couple on the upcoming birth of their child. We'll be watching the dates very carefully.