WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)

Love Returns (1978)

Howard Hesseman: Dr. Johnny Fever

Quotes 

• Bailey Quarters : [to Johnny, about the 'win a date with a DJ' contest]  Look at all this mail, you can't back out now! Venus, you talk to him.

  Venus Flytrap : Sure. Hey, Johnny man, it's no big deal. See, all you have to do is pick out a lady, and the station picks up the tab for the whole night!

  Dr. Johnny Fever : Forget it!

  Venus Flytrap : C'mon man, I've done it before and I've always come out with a fox!

  Dr. Johnny Fever : Yeah, I've done it before too. I always wind up with a warthog!

  Venus Flytrap : You just got to know how to pick 'em, brother! Lemme see some of those cards, Bailey. Now, listen to this. "I'd like a date with a DJ because my mother always said I was clever and a good conversationalist." Not good.

  Bailey Quarters : No wait a minute...

  Venus Flytrap : [tossing the card then picking up and reading another, then another]  Trust me. "I've always wanted to find out what's behind that sexy voice I hear every night." Heh heh. This is what we'll call the "A" pile. Now. "I don't know if it's against the law in Ohio, but what I'd really like to do is..." No, that's the "B" pile. *This* is the "A" pile.

  [Venus sticks that last card in his breast pocket]