WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)

Straight from the Heart (1981)

Richard Sanders: Les Nessman

Quotes 

• Jennifer Marlowe : [among the papers Herb has compiled]  Look at this Les.

  Les Nessman : [reading the paper]  "I, Herbert R. Tarlek, being of sound mind..." Who's he trying to kid?

• Les Nessman : I knew it, Jennifer, I knew it. Herb is ill.

  Jennifer Marlowe : Les, Lucille always sounds a little strange. Now, don't go off half-cocked.

  Les Nessman : A newsman is always fully-cocked.

• [first lines] 

  Les Nessman : And in the local news this Friday afternoon, county vice squad raids continue with the closing of two more

  [with disdain:] 

  Les Nessman : so-called "adult theaters."

  [reaches for cassette tape] 

  Les Nessman : Captain Ernest T. Gibbs, head of the porn patrol, had this to say about the progress of the raids.

  [enters cassette] 

  pork commercial : Whoo whee, that's good bacon!

  [wrong cassette]