WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)
Straight from the Heart (1981)
Jan Smithers: Bailey Quarters
Quotes
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Bailey Quarters : [suspicious that Herb only pretended to lose a card draw, which meant he agreed to follow through with heart tests] Wait a minute. Let me see that card.
Herb Tarlek : [looks her in the eye, as he slips the card back into the deck] No.
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Bailey Quarters : I can't believe it! You guys are afraid of me.
Venus Flytrap : Oh, yeah?
Bailey Quarters : Yeah. Look at you. You are terrified of playing a few hands of nickel and dime poker with a female.
Dr. Johnny Fever : Not really terrified.
Bailey Quarters : Ugh. I thought you were real men, but you're just... whipped.
Dr. Johnny Fever : It's not me. Venus is the one that's afraid.
Venus Flytrap : I am not!
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Dr. Johnny Fever : Bailey, don't put those glasses on...
Bailey Quarters : Don't be so...
[too late... she looks at 3D image on movie screen]
Bailey Quarters : Oh, my goodness...!
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Dr. Johnny Fever : [inside porn theater] I think I've seen enough. Bailey, let's get out of here!
Bailey Quarters : Oh, Johnny, will you stop it? I'm not a child. If you haven't noticed, I'm a fully-grown woman.
[all-male audience takes notice of her]
Dr. Johnny Fever : These guys know that too.
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Bailey Quarters : [in cell after police raided theater] You don't think they're gonna fingerprint us, do you?
[envisions, aghast:]
Bailey Quarters : Bailey Quarters, summa cum laude Ohio State... sex pervert.