WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)

The Americanization of Ivan (1980)

Sam Anderson: Mr. Anderson

Quotes 

• Bailey Quarters : [at the immigration office]  Why do you have a picture of Richard Nixon on the wall?

  Mr. Anderson : They never sent me a Carter.

• Mr. Anderson : You can't

  [gestures] 

  Mr. Anderson : defect here.

  [shakes his head] 

  Mr. Anderson : No. There are a lot of things that you can't do in Cincinnati. And that's one of them. How about Los Angeles?

  Bailey Quarters : [to Ivan]  Uh, is your delegation going to Los Angeles?

  Ivan Popasonaviski : No. No pigs in Los Angeles.

  Bailey Quarters : [shakes her head]  I can't believe that.