WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)
The Americanization of Ivan (1980)
Jan Smithers: Bailey Quarters
Quotes
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Ivan Popasonaviski : [press conference on Soviet pork production, flirting in heavy Russian accent] Would pretty girl with great body like to ask question?
Bailey Quarters : [looks over her shoulder, searching empty hall, then realizes he meant her] Oh!
[chuckles self-consciously]
Bailey Quarters : Uh, no. It's not my field. Hogs.
Ivan Popasonaviski : No?
[gets up]
Ivan Popasonaviski : What is field then? Please tell Ivan. Would... would like to know.
Bailey Quarters : Well... I, uh... I work for a radio station.
[big smile]
Ivan Popasonaviski : Do you? Do you play decadent American music?
Bailey Quarters : Oh, my. Yes, yes, we do.
Les Nessman : Let's stick to pigs, comrade!
Ivan Popasonaviski : [staring into Bailey's eyes] Press conference over, Howdy.
[flirting:]
Ivan Popasonaviski : Is very beautiful lady, and is great honor to be meeting her.
[kisses her hand]
Ivan Popasonaviski : Must now go see prize-winning hog. Bye-bye.
[reluctantly waves Bailey goodbye]
Les Nessman : Well, all things considered, I think I handled that pretty well.
[Bailey has something in her hand]
Les Nessman : What's that?
Bailey Quarters : [unfolds little scrap of paper] He... he gave it to me when he kissed my hand.
Les Nessman : What is it?
Bailey Quarters : A note.
Les Nessman : A note?
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Les Nessman : [about Andy's request that Bailey go with him to any news conference he attends] What is Bailey, some sort of dollar an hour babysitter?
Andy Travis : Of course not. Don't be ridiculous.
Bailey Quarters : [entering the room] Hi, boys.
Andy Travis : [to Les] Bailey is your... colleague.
Bailey Quarters : [aside to Andy] Andy, I changed my mind. I want a dollar fifty.
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Bailey Quarters : [at the immigration office] Why do you have a picture of Richard Nixon on the wall?
Mr. Anderson : They never sent me a Carter.
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Ivan Popasonaviski : [haphazard singing] Blue jean baby. L.A. lady.
[hugs Bailey]
Ivan Popasonaviski : Seamstress for the world...
Bailey Quarters : Oh, dear.
[breaks free]
Bailey Quarters : Apparently, Elton John toured Russia.
[giggles]
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Mr. Anderson : You can't
[gestures]
Mr. Anderson : defect here.
[shakes his head]
Mr. Anderson : No. There are a lot of things that you can't do in Cincinnati. And that's one of them. How about Los Angeles?
Bailey Quarters : [to Ivan] Uh, is your delegation going to Los Angeles?
Ivan Popasonaviski : No. No pigs in Los Angeles.
Bailey Quarters : [shakes her head] I can't believe that.