WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)
Venus Rising (1980)
Terry Kiser: Jason Realli
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Quotes
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Venus Flytrap : So when do I see the other deejays?
Jason Realli : Deejays?
[begins to laugh]
Jason Realli : There's been a couple of changes there, too. It's top secret stuff... we haven't even told the trades yet. See,, Venus,
[puts his hand on Venus' shoulder]
Jason Realli : we... are automated! Just like NASA... first class across the board! Amanda, honey... why don't you let Venus see Max?
Amanda Dean : Sure.
[she raises volume on Max and opens screen, revealing large broadcast automation system, playing "The Same Thing" by Sly and the Family Stone]
Jason Realli : It's just like the Wizard of Oz...
[laughs]
Jason Realli : Max is our disc jockey! 24 hours a day, plays all our music! You see, with you on the air every night, people will still think we're live. Amanda, honey, could you turn off...
[she closes screen and lowers volume]
Jason Realli : Venus, there are already over 1500 automated stations in the country. Do you realize that if you buy your news from a national service, you could run an entire station with no people? No people, think of that one!
[laughs, then gazes into space for a moment, as if realizing he too could be put out of work]
Jason Realli : It's an ugly thought, but... think of it.
Venus Flytrap : [dejected] So what do I do around here?
Jason Realli : Not much. I mean the music is programmed out of New York, so all you have to do is go out and tape a couple of things, interviews and so on, so people will think it's still coming out of Cincinnati... and that's about it, it's perfect.