- Venus Flytrap: [on the air] All right my children. This is WKRP in Cincinnati with more music and Les Nessman.
- [last lines]
- Les Nessman: [about Andy saying that Venus is working for the Army] What's he doing for them?
- Andy Travis: [whispering to Les after several looks around to see if anyone else is listening] He's peeling potatoes.
- Andy Travis: [quietly to himself after Andy has left] Potatoes. Oooh.
- Major Edmond Hunter: [pointing to Mr. Carlson, who came with Venus to the army hearing for moral support] Who is this guy?
- Venus Flytrap: [matter-of-factly] My father.
- [Les is trying to take a promotional photograph of Venus]
- Venus Flytrap: Take my picture, I'm gonna break your arms and the camera.
- [losing patience with the Major as Venus' fate is discussed]
- Arthur Carlson: Oh no sirree, no, no, nah, I came here for action. None of this Army hurry-up-and-wait stuff. No sir, what I want is justice, and if I don't get it here, I'm going to Washington.
- Andy Travis: [entering the bullpen] Bailey, do we have everybody's home address?
- Bailey Quarters: [touching the Rolodex] Yeah, I think so. It's all right here.
- Andy Travis: Yeah. You got Johnny's?
- Bailey Quarters: [checking the Rolodex] Fever... nope.
- Andy Travis: You got Les'?
- Bailey Quarters: [checking the Rolodex] Nessman. Nope.
- Andy Travis: Well, do you have yours?
- Bailey Quarters: [checking the Rolodex] Uh-uh.
- Andy Travis: [checking the Rolodex] Do you have anybody's?
- Andy Travis: [shooing Andy's hand away as she checks the Rolodex herself] Yeah. A Mr. Louis De Angelisto.
- Andy Travis: Who's he?
- Bailey Quarters: I don't know.
- Herb Tarlek: [very deliberate in tone, gesturing to the roll of film in his hand] This morning, Venus Flytrap threatened Les Nessman physically, then tried to stick Ektachrome into my mouth.
- Andy Travis: [concerned while looking at Herb's mouth] What?
- Herb Tarlek: [very deliberately again] This morning, Venus Flytrap threatened Les... Tell him, Les, tell him.
- Les Nessman: Andy, this morning, Venus Flytrap threa...
- Herb Tarlek: [tapping Les on the shoulder] No, no, no, no, no, after the Ektachrome.
- Les Nessman: Bailey, you're his friend. What do you really know about Venus?
- Bailey Quarters: [looking around, checking to see if anyone else is listening] You promise not to tell?
- Les Nessman: [raising his hand to pledge] I swear.
- Bailey Quarters: Well, uh, you're going to think this is a little crazy at first, but ah... I think he's black!
- Andy Travis: [in mock surprise] Ah! Right!
- Les Nessman: [sarcastically] Ha, ha, ha. Very funny.