Janine Duvitski: Jane Edwards

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• [first lines] 

  Diana : There. That should keep the mad Huns and the yellow hordes at bay, not to mention not to mention daft old goats called Tom.

  Jane : Harvey says that wall has got to go, Diana. If you do not take it down voluntarily, he will, uh...

  Diana : What? Come and huff and puff and blow my wall down?

  Jane : Invoke the structural alterations to premises without prior consultation with the management, the board and the planning committee clause in your contract of residency.

  Diana : Well, you just tell little Harvey that if just one millimetre of his smallest toenail comes across my doorstep he will be the happy recipient of a ten megaton exploding suppository.

• Jane : You needn't be jealous of her, Diana.

  Diana : Jealous? Me? I'm not jealous. I have never been jealous. I would never tolerate an emotion based on the wayward and fickle affections of a man.

  Jane : I don't believe you, Diana! Naughty, naughty, fibby, fibby! The bogeyman'll get your tongue!

  Diana : Beam her up, Scotty.