The War at Home (TV Series)
I.M. What I.M. (2005)
Michael Rapaport: Dave Gold
Quotes
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Hillary Gold : Just leave me alone!
[goes upstairs]
Dave Gold : Fine. Remind me to leave you alone the next time you want your allowance. Or you want a ride somewhere. Or... or you want to go to college.
[pause]
Dave Gold : You're not listening to me anymore, are you?
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Dave Gold : Vicky! Vicky!
Vicky Gold : If you have something to say, feel free to IM me. I'll be in the "Married But Pissed" chatroom.
Dave Gold : Technically, Vicky, that chat room isn't about what you think it is.
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Vicky Gold : [hears a noise from the computer] Hey, what's that?
Dave Gold : Oh, it must be one of those pop-up things.
Vicky Gold : Hey, who the hell is "Lonely Lady Michigan"?
Dave Gold : Oh, that's that horrible woman Mike was having cyber-sex with. I IM'ed her and I told her she'd better leave him alone.
[the computer beeps]
Vicky Gold : Oh, really? Then why does it say, "Spank my ass, Dave"?
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Dave Gold : They say necessity is the mother of invention. When I first got a computer, it seemed so complicated. I thought, I'll never figure this thing out. Then I found out there was free pornography out there. I figured it out.
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Dave Gold : Your daughter's all moody and crying about something.
Vicky Gold : Hillary's been moody and crying since she was 12. Where have you been?
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Vicky Gold : [about Larry] Okay, so one time, he wore women's clothing.
Dave Gold : One time we know about.
Vicky Gold : Remember, last year, he wanted to be a rock star? He quit guitar lessons after two weeks. You know, it's possible that this whole crossdressing thing is just an experimental phase.
Dave Gold : Well, why doesn't he just experiment with drugs like every other teenager?
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Vicky Gold : [to Dave about Mike] Why the hell would you buy him expensive, new sneakers? Especially after what he was doing on the computer? If anything, you should have punished him.
Dave Gold : First of all, they're performance athletic shoes. Okay, and I took care of the whole computer thing.
Vicky Gold : How? By buying him a gift? Because Hillary's failing science. Maybe we should get her a car.
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Vicky Gold : So now Larry's bending over backwards to try and convince me he's not really a cross-dresser.
Dave Gold : Ah, look, I don't need to picture Larry bending over backwards.
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Dave Gold : [to Taye about Hillary] Hey, hey, hey, let me ask you a question. Uh, what's up with her?
Taye : You know.
Dave Gold : No, I don't, otherwise I wouldn't be talking to you.
Taye : Man, she's all in my Kool Aid, thinking I'm gonna holler back 'cause she's flowing all wiggity.
Dave Gold : All right, well, uh... thanks for clearing that up.