Anita Barone: Vicky Gold

Quotes 

• Vicky Gold : I never had sex with a guy who pressured me. At least not until I got married.

• Dave Gold : [to Vicky]  I went and had a little chat with Kyle's dad and it turns out that Hillary is definitely still a virgin.

  Vicky Gold : Oh, that's a relief. How do you know?

  Dave Gold : Ah, this kid Kyle's in some Silver Ring organization and he's taken a vow not to have sex.

  Vicky Gold : Huh, what do you know? He and I are in the same club.

• Dave Gold : I can just imagine the line of crap that Kyle kid is feeding her. "I love you so much, baby. Why should we wait if it's the right time, baby? Come on, baby. Let's do it right now, baby."

  Vicky Gold : Come on. She's not an idiot.

  Dave Gold : You fell for it!

• Vicky Gold : Dave, please, give it up.

  Dave Gold : Give it up. Hope that's not the advice you gave Hillary.

• Dave Gold : [to Vicky]  Come on, tell me!

  Vicky Gold : Okay, but you have to promise me you won't freak out, and you have to promise me you will not repeat what I'm going to tell you.

  Dave Gold : Give me a break, Vicky. Half the time, I don't even remember what you tell me.

• Vicky Gold : Hillary came to me and wanted to know how you know when the time is right.

  Dave Gold : Please tell me she's still confused about daylight savings.

• Dave Gold : Where you been?

  Vicky Gold : Oh, I was just talking to Hillary.

  Dave Gold : All this time?

  Vicky Gold : Yeah.

  Dave Gold : How long does it take her to roll her eyes and tell you to get the hell out of her room?