Anita Barone: Vicky Gold

Quotes 

• Dave : Come on, Dave. Marla may not be a supermodel, but she is very sweet.

  Vicky Gold : Yeah, she's sweet. Her blood's 90% sugar.

• Vicky Gold : [to Dave]  Honey, I cannot believe how superficial you're being. I mean, first, you're upset that maybe Larry doesn't like girls. Now, he doesn't like the right girl?

  Dave : Hey, that wasn't a girl he brought over here. That was an Oompa-Loompa.

• Hillary Gold : [to Vicky]  Well, you have a big chest. Why don't I?

  Vicky Gold : Well, you know, you probably just take after your dad's side of the family. You do have two sets of genes, you know.

  Dave : Hey, don't blame me. Okay? Even the men on my side of the family have big boobs.

• [Dave feels Larry's new girlfriend is not so good looking] 

  Dave : Look, I can understand a pretty face with a not-so-good body, or a great body with a not-so-good face. God knows, I've had my share of butterfaces.

  Vicky Gold : Butterface?

  Dave : Yeah. Everything's good... but 'er face.

• [Dave is concerned about Larry's recent behavior and choice of a girlfriend] 

  Dave : Look, I think we might need to take him to a professional.

  Vicky Gold : What? I thought you didn't believe in therapy.

  Dave : What therapy? I meant a hooker.

• Dave : [to Larry]  You just have to say the right things. Y'know, that's the whole key to getting girls. Confidence. Y'know, you just have to think of yourself as a stud, and they're gonna think of you the same way. Now, how d'you think I got your mother?

  Vicky Gold : [Vicki appears in the 'thought room', explaining to the audience]  Two bottles of Riunite and a questionable "Aspirin"!