Weeds (TV Series)

Lude Awakening (2005)

Elizabeth Perkins: Celia Hodes

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• Celia Hodes : Everyone thinks I've lost my mind.

  Shane Botwin : Everyone thinks I'm weird.

  Celia Hodes : Well, I can see how you might give that impression.

  Shane Botwin : I really don't care what they think.

  Celia Hodes : Good for you. Let your freak flag fly.

  Shane Botwin : Really?

  Celia Hodes : Really. I've recently stopped giving a shit what anyone thinks, and I gotta tell you, I feel great.

  Shane Botwin : But you have cancer.

  Celia Hodes : And you have a dead father. Both of us make people really uncomfortable. There's no way around it. So either we can feel all self-concious and pretend that everything's normal, or we can just be our strange selves.

  Shane Botwin : Thanks, Mrs. Hodes.

  Celia Hodes : For what?

  Shane Botwin : For telling me the truth.

  Celia Hodes : You're welcome. It's a bitch, though, ain't it?

• Celia Hodes : [about her upcoming mastectomy]  I'm really gonna miss my babies. We had some good times together.

  Nancy Botwin : After reconstructive surgery, you're gonna feel good as new - better! You're gonna have the tits of a nineteen-year-old girl.

  Celia Hodes : I was thinking of going bigger.

  Nancy Botwin : Bigger?

  Celia Hodes : Really big. Like freakshow big. 47-triple-Fs. SO large that other, smaller breasts will want to orbit them.