- Andy Botwin: Do you think there is rat spit in here? Like plague rat spit. Are we smoking plague?
- Doug Wilson: No, no, fire beats plague. As soon as we lit it up it was safe, sterilized.
- Shane Botwin: [while Peter and Nancy hum the UM theme] We visited my dad's grave today.
- Peter: [stops] Oh. I--
- Shane Botwin: You married?
- Peter: Uh. No.
- Shane Botwin: Why not?
- Peter: It's...complicated.
- Shane Botwin: Are you a fag?
- [Nancy kicks Shane under the table; Silas laughs]
- Nancy Botwin: Shane!
- Shane Botwin: What? It was just a question.